that awkward stage in a friendship when you’ve talked a few times but you don’t know if you can be an asshole to them yet???
reblogging for the nigga in the back
he dont know wus going on yet he just starts groovin lol
i always flip the first test page extra loudly just to show everyone that im better than them
that’s fucking hardcore
This will never be overshared
too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me
I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get it cut
So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.
She came in the next day with her hair cut how she wanted it and a smug grin on her face and I knew that that girl was going places.
Would the Lindsey Bluth fan working at the Walt Disney Studios please stand up
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD